Laura: oh-kaaaaaaaay, gather round, gather round, can everybody
see me, can you all hear me?
Athos: of course we can hear you! we're all cramped in your computer room!
Porthos: what's zis? *electrocutes self with some random appliance*
D'Artagnan: nice one, Portly.
Porthos: *glares*
Aramis: now now, don't fight, it's not godly.
Athos: er... incase you hadn't noticed, Aramis, we're not exactly gods.
Porthos: *farts* er, 'scuze me.
Laura: that was unneeded.
Porthos: *embarassed grin*
Athos: okay, okay, can we just get ze show on the road?
Laura: Cri-kee get the bags, let's move it Hapa!
MUSKETEERS: O_o
Laura: Whaat? oh right, you're from before Mulan existed.
Porthos: I feel SO old.
Athos: PLEASE. don't try hanging yourself again.
Aramis: yeah, we might kill another barn. that would be bad.
D'Artagnan: especially since you guys had to rebuild it after! ha!
Athos: *glares* yeah, while YOU were off serving your spoiled brat of a s...
Laura: *claps hand over Athos's mouth* SHUT UP! you'll give away the end of the movie, retard!!
Athos: *glares*
Aramis: you do spend a lot of time glaring, don't you Athos?
D'Artagnan: well, he's played by John Malkovitch, so...
Athos: I prefer to be the Kiefer Sutherland version of myself, thank you!!
Porthos: why, do you think he's hoooooooooooooot??
Athos: *glares*
Laura: hotter than John Malkovitch. unless you like that sort of thing...
ALL: O_o
