my rather brill Marauders poem. don't you love Padfie? I mean Padfoot..
Just a Little Prank
Wormtail, Prongs, here's our chance!
let's steal Snivel's underpants!
we'll string them on a flagpole high
and watch them flap up in the sky!
he'll squirm and hide and maybe cuss
but he won't be able to get us!
we're quick as a wink and quiet as the snow,
but you must admit, we put on a good show!
Sirius, Siri, Serious Man, Dog Star, Snuffles, Black, Mr Black,
Monsieur Black, Padfoot, Padfie, Sir Padsalot, Paddie, Siri B, Homey S, S-Dog, Doggie, The Grim... I could go on and on...