the Prisoner of Azkaban
You know the Egyptians used to worship cats! "Yeah,
along with the dung beetle."
"I haven't shown anyone!" No, not a soul!
Unless you count Tom. The day maid. The night maid. The cook. That bloke who fixed the toilet. And that wizard from Belgium!
"But they'll catch Black, won't they?
Everyone's looking for him." Sure, except no one’s ever broken out of Azkaban before, and he’s a murderous
raving lunatic. "Thanks Ron."
You shall discover if you possess the
Sight! *walks into table*
You’re going to suffer… but
you’re going to be… happy about it?
You’re gonna regret this. You and
your bloody chicken!
Peaky? He fell over 100 feet. Yeah, come
on Ron, let’s walk you off the Astronomy tower and see what you look like. "Probably a right sight better than he normally
does."
Ridikulus! Ridikulus! "This CLASS is
ridiculous…" Excellent, excellent!
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!
Do you want to move a bit closer? "HUH?"
…To the Shrieking Shack? "Oh, um, actually I’m fine here."
Spiders! The spiders- they want me to
tap dance! I don’t wanna tap dance!! "You tell those spiders Ron!"
She’s gone mental, Hermione has!
I mean, not that she wasn’t ALWAYS mental… but now it's out in the open for everyone to see!
That felt good. "Not good! BRILLIANT!"
Is that really what my hair looks like
from the back?!
(Sirius’s response to Harry
sitting on him, shoving a wand at his head:) Heeheehee are you going to kill me Harry?
Brilliant Snape. Put your keen and penetrating
mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion!
Severus, don’t be a fool! "He can’t help it, it’s habit by now."
Why don’t you run along and play
with your chemistry set?!
The tail, I could live with. But the
fleas – they’re murder.
(Ron’s response to werewolf-fied
Lupin advancing on them:) Nice doggy… Nice doggy…
Here, Beaky, come and get the nice dead
ferret!!
Great, now it’s coming for us.
"Yeah… didn’t think of that. RUN!"
poor Professor Lupin’s having a
really tough night!
I knew I could do it this time because
I’d already done it! Does that make sense? "NO!"
Well? "He’s free! We did it!" Did
what? Goodnight!
Well, well Sirius… looking rather
ragged aren't we? finally the flesh reveals the madness within. "Well you’d know all about the madness within
wouldn’t you Remus?"